Sometimes I really wish there was a manual to this parenting thing. One that sort of broke things down into chapters like, "this is age appropriate for a five year old". Then I would have answers ready when I have conversations like I did today. Cause you know I would read ahead in the manual :)
C: Does the devil live in heaven with God and Jesus?
Mom: No
C: Then where does he live?
Mom: Well, there is a bad place that is really hot and has flames and he lives there because he doesn't love Jesus
C: Is he by himself there?
Mom: (thinking....) No, there are people that have to go there because they don't know Jesus.
C: Well, I know Jesus
Mom: Then you don't have to worry about it.
C: (after a pause of deep thought) Why don't those people just STOP, DROP, and ROLL?!?
Seriously, he is hilarious and doesn't even know it! He also asked a few weeks ago if the tooth fairy knows Jesus!
4 comments:
Oh that is funny! Kids come up with the darnest things!
LOL...I have tears I am laughing so hard:)
Absolutely the BEST YEARS are when they are laying those questions out there just out of the blue. Didn't you get the manual? I thought it was just me!!
How do you contain yourself at those moments? Too funny ;)
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